2. My _____ want's to kill yer momma.
sausage
bass
guitar

3. Hot soapy water in the ____ degree..
Third
Second
First

4. What was the name of Billy the Mountain's small wooden wife?
Magdalena
Ethel
Weesa

5. What are you doing with the chicken!?
I'm using the chicken to measure it!
I'm eating it, like a TomFool.
Making it into chicken nuggets.

6. If you, yes you folks, had to buy a Chevy, what year might it be?
'58
'69
'39

7. What country made the Telefunken U-47??
USA
Germany
Ireland(yeah right, shite we suck)

8. What did Kenny and Ronnie do???
Cover a window with their boogers.
Let a barrel full of urine sit in their garage for 3 months until they had little creatures swimming around in it.
Both of these.

9. Is the devil a communist?
Yes.
Yes and he has an English accent.
no.

10. Was this quiz too easy?
yes.
I'm stupid, and I dont know.
No.

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